Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”

Son: “da-“

Dad: “close! try again!”

Son: “da—”

Dad: “So close!  One more time!”

Son: “daft punk”

Mum: “cmon daughter, say your first words!”

Daughter: “mu-“

Mum: “close! try again!”

Daughter: “mu-“

Mum: “So close! One more time”

Daughter: “Muse”

(Source: secretlyshaggy, via death-and-his-42-friends)

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the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

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